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RORY: The sandwiches are for the dancers.JESS: I’m dancing on the inside.RORY: What are you doing here?JESS: I live here.RORY: You have nothing better to do than to sit around inside a gymnasium all day staring at a dance marathon?JESS: I don’t know. [to Dean] Do you have nothing better to do than sit inside a gymnasium all day staring at a dance marathon?DEAN: I wouldn’t direct any sort of comment toward me if I were you.JESS: I’m just trying to support my town.RORY: Good, then go back to New York.JESS: Ooh. Zing. I’ve been snapped.RORY: You think you’re bugging me sitting in front of me staring like that?JESS: You think you’re bugging me dancing in front of me staring like that?RORY: I’m not staring at you.JESS: Then how do you know I’m staring at you?RORY: I am dancing. I cannot control where my glance goes. And the few moments that I can control it, my glance goes to Dean, not to you.JESS: So you can’t control when you look at me, but you have to force yourself to look at him?Sorry, man. That’s cold.DEAN: My former comment still stands.RORY: Go home.JESS: No, thanks.RORY: Then get out of my way.JESS: Didn’t realize I was in your way. There you go. It’s all yours. God help you.SHANE:[walks over to them] Where did you go? I’ve been sitting out there for twenty minutes.JESS: The break’s only for ten.SHANE: It’s just a saying.JESS: I came to get food.SHANE: Good, I’m starved.RORY: The food is for the dancers.SHANE: Who are you, Bobby Brady? Get a life.JESS: Rory’s feeling a little territorial today.SHANE: Whatever. God, what is this thing?DEAN: Rory, get your stuff and let’s go.JESS: Ooh, that was good. Now say ‘then get in there and make me my supper.’RORY: I got ‘em.DEAN: Come on.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llxwuxFBEp1qcjl1ro1_500.png)
Tuesday May 31 @ 05:36amRORY: The sandwiches are for the dancers.
JESS: I’m dancing on the inside.
RORY: What are you doing here?
JESS: I live here.
RORY: You have nothing better to do than to sit around inside a gymnasium all day staring at a dance marathon?
JESS: I don’t know. [to Dean] Do you have nothing better to do than sit inside a gymnasium all day staring at a dance marathon?
DEAN: I wouldn’t direct any sort of comment toward me if I were you.
JESS: I’m just trying to support my town.
RORY: Good, then go back to New York.
JESS: Ooh. Zing. I’ve been snapped.
RORY: You think you’re bugging me sitting in front of me staring like that?
JESS: You think you’re bugging me dancing in front of me staring like that?
RORY: I’m not staring at you.
JESS: Then how do you know I’m staring at you?
RORY: I am dancing. I cannot control where my glance goes. And the few moments that I can control it, my glance goes to Dean, not to you.
JESS: So you can’t control when you look at me, but you have to force yourself to look at him?Sorry, man. That’s cold.
DEAN: My former comment still stands.
RORY: Go home.
JESS: No, thanks.
RORY: Then get out of my way.
JESS: Didn’t realize I was in your way. There you go. It’s all yours. God help you.
SHANE:[walks over to them] Where did you go? I’ve been sitting out there for twenty minutes.
JESS: The break’s only for ten.
SHANE: It’s just a saying.
JESS: I came to get food.
SHANE: Good, I’m starved.
RORY: The food is for the dancers.
SHANE: Who are you, Bobby Brady? Get a life.
JESS: Rory’s feeling a little territorial today.
SHANE: Whatever. God, what is this thing?
DEAN: Rory, get your stuff and let’s go.
JESS: Ooh, that was good. Now say ‘then get in there and make me my supper.’
RORY: I got ‘em.
DEAN: Come on.

Tuesday May 31 @ 03:44amJACKSON: Okay, I need to say something here.
LORELAI: Oh, I’ve been looking all over for you.
SOOKIE: I wish you would just drop this.
JACKSON: Contrary to your belief, there are some things in life that you do not have the right to have an opinion on.
LORELAI: What?
JACKSON: And the rate at which I have kids and the amount of kids I wish to have falls directly under that category
LORELAI: Sookie, what did you tell him?
SOOKIE: Okay, you see, once again, my communication skills – not so good.
LORELAI: Jackson, I didn’t mean to get involved in any of this.
JACKSON: No? Telling Sookie that she needs to immediately inform me that four in four is crazy?
LORELAI: Aw, Sookie.
SOOKIE: Yeah, it did come out something like that.
LORELAI: Aw man.
LUKE: What’s four in four?
LORELAI: Four kids in four years.
LUKE: That is crazy.
JACKSON: Oh good, yes, let’s open this up to even more discussion.
LUKE: One kid in four years is crazy.
JACKSON: Hey.
LUKE: Sorry, go ahead, drop another sucker in this mess.
LORELAI: Okay, raise your hand if you’re not helping.







